Bay Demotivational Poster
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.
URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.
PAMELA, WHO? -
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GUITAR/AMP BUYING DISORDER - STOP ME BEFORE I EBAY AGAIN!!!!!
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL -
NINJAS - Proving America's superiority when it comes to kick-ass entertainment.
A PRISONER OF WAR -
EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...
SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"
SPECIAL EFFECTS - They call this one "The Michael Bay Effect"
BARGAIN PRICE - You Got Seat #1. Congrats!!
EBAY - Auctioning your "junk" since 1995. (When you see it, you will shit bricks.)
BAYONET PRACTICE - IN-TWIST-OUT will now be replaced with IN-GRIND-SQUELCH-SPRAY-OUT
SLAVES - You can get them from eBay.
North By Northwest -
WHO WAS IT - that said you can't buy friendship?
OVER THE COUNTER HEROIN - When Bayer was just HORSING around...
HEROIN - Brought to you by the Bayer corporation.
BLOW SMOKE UP ONEÃ¢â‚¬â„¢S ASS -
IF YOU BUILD IT, ... - 1980: NamCo released PacMan. 1989: NBC aired BayWatch. -- Someone had to bridge the gap --
EBAY - popular in jail
LIFEGUARDS - Always carry sufficient floatation aids
A FAIRY TRUTH II - "I got it from EBAY...."
GREAT MAZINGER - Showing off his manhood thirty years before Devastator
DAMN MIRRORS! - 3,2,1 eBay: 3) Think 2) Take Clothes on 1) Make Photo and THEN sell
EBAY - "You won't believe what I just got for $24 bucks!"
BAYWATCH - It's a little different in Mexico !
MOOOSES - Bringing the Commandments and Love to the Great White North
THE NEGATIVE -
REDUNDANCY - Thanks for the update eBay.
WHAT'S MORE SAD - The fact that this is on Ebay at all. Or the fact that someone bid on it.
BAY AREA - Try saying that shit in Oakland
Megan Fox -
SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT -
EBAY - It can do wonders, don't ya think?
BAYWATCH - The time when Baywatch wasn't a TV Series and the watchers weren't that hot.
THIS IS NO ORDINARY LAMP - Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearence. For it is how much it will sell on eBay that counts.
E-BAY - A Place Where Everything Looks Good, Until It Arrives On Your Doorstep.
OUCH - What sound is made when an immovable object collides with an unstoppable force? The sound of the entire bay area screaming out in anguish
QUSTIONS - Have one? Ask Ebay!
MMMMMM... - Giant orange Creamsicle... AAAAUUUGHHHHHHHH...
Dammit Jim -
Learning physics from Michael Bay -